regalia-of-wisdom:

bedlamsbard:

The difference between learning a modern language and an ancient language is that in first year French you learn “Where is the bathroom?” and “How do I get to the train station?” and in first year Attic Greek or Latin you learn “I have judged you worthy of death” and “The tyrant had everyone in the city killed.”

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lucifeur:

upabovetheclouds:

Two more months and it’s 2015 what the fuck

I swear it was 2012 and we were all freaking out about the world ending like three months ago

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Posted 9 hours ago
October 19 2014
679,010 notes

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

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Posted 15 hours ago
October 19 2014
88,872 notes

godawesomehair:

Mrs Potts, I assure you. That was not your little child! I swear!

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xoxo-muller:

When i talk to myself my english is a perfecto but when a native speaker is asking me something i’m mesut ozil

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Posted 1 day ago
October 19 2014
94,186 notes

bands-arent-just-bands:

miggylol:

I googled “angry duck” and I’m really glad I did

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I feel you, little duck

i caNT BREATHE

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Will imitating fangirls’ reactions when Dylan is mentioned (x)

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haru-to-my-levi:

the best part of waking up
is literally nothing, please let me go back to sleep

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prettynpanic:

4licia:

Why did one basketball team literally dominate over their entire school

ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT SCHOOLS AREN’T ACTUALLY LIKE THAT IN AMERICA?

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  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
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i hate when light-haired girls are just sitting there complaining like “omg my legs are SO hairy!”

communistbakery:

when in reality they look like this:

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and i’m just sitting there like:

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i’ve never laughed so hard at a tumblr post before.

ME AS HELL

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nickfuckface:

halloween2007:

drunkonfanfiction:

fedorathexplorer:

superwholockian: WE KNOW HOW TO KILL AND HIDE A BODY

me: throws you into a locker

Superwholockian: *Burns down the locker* *Climbs out of fire with no scratches* *Puts on fez* * Puts on scarf* *eyes flicker black* You shouldn’t of done that.

What is this

embarrassment incarnate

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Dylan O’brien vs W|C|K|D| employee Daniele Rizzo *

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I’m a big fan of you. So every time when you were running through the maze I cheered for you.

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Posted 4 days ago
October 15 2014
1,271 notes
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